I
often refer to and mention my beautiful and talented wife in my
articles and videos who I so un-elegantly reference simply as Mrs
Pandemic. At this moment we are at the range and she yelled "loading"
and just executed an elegantly smooth magazine change of her AR-15 and
then proceeded to pop out a "shooting" comment before hammering away on
25, 50, and 75 yard steel targets from behind a barricade. Her AR runs
dry and she transitions to her Glock 19 from behind cover... let's just
say the girl knows how to handle a firearm but never is satisfied with
good enough.
She
is definitively the rock of our relationship and has had much to do
with molding the lump of clay called my personality to focused my powers
on "doing good". That said, that same sweet, charming, loving,
friendly, and silent person who is quietly involved in the background of
this endeavor has been enraged to the point of putting finger to
keyboard to speak out on the suppression and attack by the media and
politicians on female gun owner rights, opinions, and rights to self
defense.
Mrs
Pandemic is now sauntering back to the truck with a grin on her face so
I grab my custom Holding Precision AR-15, yell "moving" as I give her a
loving hip check and toss the keyboard to her.
MRS PANDEMIC'S WRATH
Dear Colorado representatives and college administrators (or anyone else insane enough to think you and the government give me my human rights):
Dear Colorado representatives and college administrators (or anyone else insane enough to think you and the government give me my human rights):
If
I am being threatened or in danger of being raped I will NOT; whistle,
urinate, vomit, yell, use passive resistance, hang out in "safe zones"
similar to when I was a kid and we played tag and yelled "I'm on base
you can't get me", I will not use a stapler, or a ball point pen, or use
any other useless or inane tactic you suggest.
Your
insulting comments that perhaps women should begin using the "buddy
system" smacks of being one step away from the claim to keep women safe,
they should not be "allowed" in public without a man. When that fails
perhaps we could decree that women should not be seen in public without
full head to toe coverage, because obviously they are wearing things
that "ask them to be raped"!
Biden
your ridiculous claim that a double barrel shotgun used to fire
"warning shots into the air" or “through your front door” because a
double barrel is "easier" and more effective, is as idiotic as most
things that come out of your mouth. You never fire a warning shot in
fact you never fire a gun unless you intend to shoot something - period -
and if you are worried about innocent bystanders being shot this is the
best way to ensure they are, especially from a shotgun! Plus me firing a
double barreled shotgun makes sure I end up sprawled on my back with no
further ammo in my gun to defend myself against the inevitable attack
because I am now outside, unarmed and defenseless.
Other idiots from
this administration were out the same day spouting that whenever you are
under attack you should wait for the attacker to run out of ammo and
pause to reload and then attack with whatever you have, but I only need
two shots to protect myself, so following that "logic" thru means those
intending to do me harm just need to wait until I waste my two bullets
by firing warning shots. Genius! No thanks, my RIGHT (and it is a right,
not a privilege) to a gun is an "inalienable right" meaning it cannot
be taken away by you or anyone else, ensures I will pull out my AR-15,
Glock or any other gun I desire and use as many bullets as I feel is
necessary to keep me and my loved ones safe.
Don't like the 2nd amendment then change the constitution or stay the hell out of my business and life!
I
will not, as a woman, be lectured by a man (and obviously ones that are
so dumb I would not want them to have access to a firearm anytime I am
near) attempting to score political points or further an agenda on how
to protect myself - It is My Body, My Choice!
Sincerely,
Mrs. Pandemic
(A very pissed off female voter)
(A very pissed off female voter)

Like
many woman, Mrs Pandemic has been faced with challenges where she has
had to defend herself, however she has been lucky thus far to
triumphantly emerge unscathed from those altercations. Several years
ago, she ran off two rather nefarious looking gentleman who were
attempting to crowbar their way into our home, she did not do that with a
safe zone, ink pen, or and recently emptied double barrel shotgun... it
was with an AR15 with a 30-round magazine and a Glock 19 with 15-rounds
on tap.
As
I write these final thoughts, the barrage of thirty .223 Hornday Steel
Match rounds streaming from Mrs Pandemic’s BPM-15 lets me know she is
blowing off steam and preparing for battle. A battle for her rights, her
opinions, and her inalienable right to defend herself... judging from
the Glock 17 - 17-round magazine with the 2+ round extension she just
slapped into her Glock 19, she is about to let that steel target
downrange know that "it is her body and her choice".
MRS. PANDEMICS RECIPE FOR A WELL ARMED LADY
Barnes Precision Machine BPM-15/AR-15
Bushnell First Strike Reflex Sight
Troy Industries 30-Round Magazine
Mako Group AR-15 Magaine Pouch
Hornady - TAP .223 and 9mm Ammo
Glock - Glock 19
Glock 17 Magazine + Glock 2+ round Magazine Expention
Crossbreed Holster SuperTuck
Blackhawk Pistol Magazine Pouch
Surefire GX2 Tactical Light
1 comment:
My wife Melinda really likes the way your wife thinks.
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